{"id":24,"date":"2023-02-09T01:49:29","date_gmt":"2023-02-09T01:49:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/plateofgrapes.com\/nom\/?p=24"},"modified":"2023-02-09T01:50:28","modified_gmt":"2023-02-09T01:50:28","slug":"death-is-everyones-final-surprise-party","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/plateofgrapes.com\/nom\/death-is-everyones-final-surprise-party\/","title":{"rendered":"Death is everyone&#8217;s final surprise party"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/plateofgrapes.com\/nom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/death.png?resize=1024%2C640&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Death is everyone's final surprise party. \" class=\"wp-image-25\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/plateofgrapes.com\/nom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/death.png?resize=1024%2C640&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/plateofgrapes.com\/nom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/death.png?resize=300%2C188&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/plateofgrapes.com\/nom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/death.png?resize=768%2C480&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/plateofgrapes.com\/nom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/death.png?resize=1536%2C960&amp;ssl=1 1536w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/plateofgrapes.com\/nom\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/02\/death.png?w=1920&amp;ssl=1 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1000px) 100vw, 1000px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I don&#8217;t know if anyone has said this before. Probably, but I said this to my son this morning when we were talking about the paradox of time travel and killing yourself in the future or the past. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The basic thought behind it is that nobody knows when they&#8217;re going to die, so it&#8217;s basically always a surprise. Sure, some people may have a better idea than others, but that is also kind of like most surprise parties.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know if anyone has said this before. Probably, but I said this to my son this morning when we were talking about the paradox of time travel and killing yourself in the future or the past. 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